“Did you get my email about…?”
April 9th, 2009 by Julius - Unkoed in General, Opinions
If there is one question I really fucking hate, it has to be one that contains, “Did you get my email?” or any variations of that.
It’s just a question you say? FUCK YOU check your fucking sent box instead of asking me you lazy cunt. I don’t have email so that I can tell you if you sent something. I don’t think I have ever wanted to punch someone in the face so bad as I do right now.
Really there is no excuse. Long gone are the days of unreliable email clients and servers. If your mail didn’t go through, you will get an email back containing an error from the email server. So fuck, instead of asking me whether I got your email that you may or may not have sent, why don’t you stop wasting my time and stop being lazy and check your fucking sent mail box, you asshole.
Speaking of being lazy, people ask fucking retarded ass questions these days. Even worse they expect them to be answered by people who don’t give a fuck about the answer let alone the person asking. We are in the age of Google and Wikipedia. The internet has all the information you need from correct ways to how open a hard to open soda bottle to statistics of rape of the elderly.
Let me give you fuckers a tip, if you have a question, don’t fucking ask someone else and waste their time. Go to Google and type it in. Be self sufficient for once in your pathetic life. If that’s to hard for you, then let me just Google it for you.
AHHHHHG.
Picture from .ervin. (flickr)
April 12th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I’d hella crack up if that LMGTFY results just ended up with your website being #1 in patheticism. Recursive retardedness.